Ok so i went to Derek's house today...

Special day today...i didn't splutz up while going to derek's house even though i could have easily splutz up lah. now i know where silat rd is...pfft..had to go to do the metamorphosis project.

Picture this scenario: I'm sitting at the dinner table eating dinner at derek's house. Derek's sis Sheryl comes in and brings our two cups of lemon tea drink that i couldn't finish earlier. The cups that derek uses are huge lah...so i couldn't finish...now watch my splutz up in the following dialogue...

Sheryl: Why don't you guys finish the lemon tea drink?
Me: No need lah, i can't finish lah, the CUP SIZE that you all use is like double of the ones i use at home lah.
*all 3 of us look at each other*
*Sheryl and Derek start laughing*
*i realized that i just said sth really stupid...in front of derek's sis as well...*
oh well....wad size cup do i use? don't ask...it was embarassing...like how mr azmi asked the old woman for milk liddat.

Language splutz up. My vocab is darn lousy, so Derek perks my lines for the metamorphosis presentation up a little by giving me all these cheem words...eg. prefunctory, aboragate...hmmm i don't even know whether i splutzed up the spelling. I think i need to read more widely and up my vocabulary. It's terrible. Any gd reads anyone of you can suggest? i need a gd storybk.

Usual BQ session today at school, i got play the drums in the BB admin room. I finally learnt how to roll properly with the help of mr sim who is quite pro at many instruments (keyboard, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, drums....) i found out too that nehemiah 7 is a killer for BibleQuiz....take a look. oh...and i think uni life is quite fun, after all the jokes that mr sim told us about his lecturers...here are some of them:

1) A hongkong accent teacher talking about matrices, writes some cheem equation, does some explanation, then says:
"....and then you just remove the black cat"
The wad??!! The black cat? wad's that
"you know the black cat, the one you learn in elementary sch, very easy one" (imagine hong kong accent, it's much funnier that way"
What black cat? We really don't get it...
"aiyah, i'll explain again" and he proceeds to write again. When he gets to the last part:
*teacher erases a bracket*
"there, remove the black cat!!!" (if you didn't get it...black cat = bracket)

2) When the hongkong lecturers always say 'lumber' instead of 'number'

3) A teacher takes out his laser pointer and says:
" This my mother gave me for a birthday, lots of setimental value to me" (hongkong accent)
*whips out batteries, puts in looking proud of the laser pointer, like it's the best thing he ever had*
*points the laser* nth happens
"huh? It is not working"
*tries again. To no avail*
"still not working"
*turns ard facing students*
There is a clear red dot of the laser pointing on his shirt...he's holding it the wrong way round
"not working...i don't know why"
*puts in pocket*
Red dot at the bottom of the pocket.....the lecturer is so funny...dope...:P

4) there was a bunch of indian jokes that mr sim declined to tell or we would laugh too much and hurt ourselves.
Typing the keyboard, When i type i keep splutzing and typing the wrong letters and whenever i try to type fast i type wrongly, i can't touch type for nuts, it's just really bad. I think my typing speed is fine, but i can't say the same for my typing accuracy. On the other hand Derek pwns me at typing.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ima tired but i'll go study..:(

gdnite guys....