Saturday, April 30, 2005

SpLutZ

Ok so i went to Derek's house today...

Special day today...i didn't splutz up while going to derek's house even though i could have easily splutz up lah. now i know where silat rd is...pfft..had to go to do the metamorphosis project.

Picture this scenario: I'm sitting at the dinner table eating dinner at derek's house. Derek's sis Sheryl comes in and brings our two cups of lemon tea drink that i couldn't finish earlier. The cups that derek uses are huge lah...so i couldn't finish...now watch my splutz up in the following dialogue...

Sheryl: Why don't you guys finish the lemon tea drink?
Me: No need lah, i can't finish lah, the CUP SIZE that you all use is like double of the ones i use at home lah.
*all 3 of us look at each other*
*Sheryl and Derek start laughing*
*i realized that i just said sth really stupid...in front of derek's sis as well...*
oh well....wad size cup do i use? don't ask...it was embarassing...like how mr azmi asked the old woman for milk liddat.

Language splutz up. My vocab is darn lousy, so Derek perks my lines for the metamorphosis presentation up a little by giving me all these cheem words...eg. prefunctory, aboragate...hmmm i don't even know whether i splutzed up the spelling. I think i need to read more widely and up my vocabulary. It's terrible. Any gd reads anyone of you can suggest? i need a gd storybk.

Usual BQ session today at school, i got play the drums in the BB admin room. I finally learnt how to roll properly with the help of mr sim who is quite pro at many instruments (keyboard, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, drums....) i found out too that nehemiah 7 is a killer for BibleQuiz....take a look. oh...and i think uni life is quite fun, after all the jokes that mr sim told us about his lecturers...here's one of them:

1) A hongkong accent teacher talking about matrices, writes some cheem equation, does some explanation, then says:
"....and then you just remove the black cat"
The wad??!! The black cat? wad's that
"you know the black cat, the one you learn in elementary sch, very easy one" (imagine hong kong accent, it's much funnier that way"
What black cat? We really don't get it...
"aiyah, i'll explain again" and he proceeds to write again. When he gets 2 the bracket part

Too tired to write liao :P

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

gtg study ciao!!!
Ok so i went to Derek's house today...

Special day today...i didn't splutz up while going to derek's house even though i could have easily splutz up lah. now i know where silat rd is...pfft..had to go to do the metamorphosis project.

Picture this scenario: I'm sitting at the dinner table eating dinner at derek's house. Derek's sis Sheryl comes in and brings our two cups of lemon tea drink that i couldn't finish earlier. The cups that derek uses are huge lah...so i couldn't finish...now watch my splutz up in the following dialogue...

Sheryl: Why don't you guys finish the lemon tea drink?
Me: No need lah, i can't finish lah, the CUP SIZE that you all use is like double of the ones i use at home lah.
*all 3 of us look at each other*
*Sheryl and Derek start laughing*
*i realized that i just said sth really stupid...in front of derek's sis as well...*
oh well....wad size cup do i use? don't ask...it was embarassing...like how mr azmi asked the old woman for milk liddat.

Language splutz up. My vocab is darn lousy, so Derek perks my lines for the metamorphosis presentation up a little by giving me all these cheem words...eg. prefunctory, aboragate...hmmm i don't even know whether i splutzed up the spelling. I think i need to read more widely and up my vocabulary. It's terrible. Any gd reads anyone of you can suggest? i need a gd storybk.

Usual BQ session today at school, i got play the drums in the BB admin room. I finally learnt how to roll properly with the help of mr sim who is quite pro at many instruments (keyboard, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, drums....) i found out too that nehemiah 7 is a killer for BibleQuiz....take a look. oh...and i think uni life is quite fun, after all the jokes that mr sim told us about his lecturers...here are some of them:

1) A hongkong accent teacher talking about matrices, writes some cheem equation, does some explanation, then says:
"....and then you just remove the black cat"
The wad??!! The black cat? wad's that
"you know the black cat, the one you learn in elementary sch, very easy one" (imagine hong kong accent, it's much funnier that way"
What black cat? We really don't get it...
"aiyah, i'll explain again" and he proceeds to write again. When he gets to the last part:
*teacher erases a bracket*
"there, remove the black cat!!!" (if you didn't get it...black cat = bracket)

2) When the hongkong lecturers always say 'lumber' instead of 'number'

3) A teacher takes out his laser pointer and says:
" This my mother gave me for a birthday, lots of setimental value to me" (hongkong accent)
*whips out batteries, puts in looking proud of the laser pointer, like it's the best thing he ever had*
*points the laser* nth happens
"huh? It is not working"
*tries again. To no avail*
"still not working"
*turns ard facing students*
There is a clear red dot of the laser pointing on his shirt...he's holding it the wrong way round
"not working...i don't know why"
*puts in pocket*
Red dot at the bottom of the pocket.....the lecturer is so funny...dope...:P

4) there was a bunch of indian jokes that mr sim declined to tell or we would laugh too much and hurt ourselves.
Typing the keyboard, When i type i keep splutzing and typing the wrong letters and whenever i try to type fast i type wrongly, i can't touch type for nuts, it's just really bad. I think my typing speed is fine, but i can't say the same for my typing accuracy. On the other hand Derek pwns me at typing.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ima tired but i'll go study..:(

gdnite guys....

Friday, April 29, 2005

ok no word thing again today....

just a short post...gtg mug. I just read ian's blog....i'm know everyone is mad with ms phuan for giving us a quite unecessary scolding in the morning. But you guys don't have to be THAT mad..

I mean maybe we were in the wrong, maybe we weren't that disciplined...i mean i have to admit that sometimes i complain bout the sun as well and i don't actually stand at ease. but ok...we saw other classes squating and all, that's them, if ms phuan's unhappy with us doing wad we're doing, then we can't do anything about it but listen to her and improve nxt time. It's no point bickering and complaining and saying that it's unfair. Even if it is unfair...we can't do anything about it right? We can only correct ourselves and hope that she won't scold us anymore

And ms phuan's nice at other times too, she's understanding at times as well, she's not always unreasonable, hey everyone's got their own faults, even us.

And plz, do not curse someone to death just becoz you dislike the person, that is such a bad sin i can't describe it ok...control yourselves...you guys may be joking or sth, but it's not funny ok, wad if it really happens, wad would you do, how would you feel? Curses are powerful ok, there are demons in this world, it can happen ok, don't take the risks. Control your emotions.

that's all i have to say..

Thursday, April 28, 2005

No word thing this time as well...lol i'm bored and i can't think of a word anymore.....
bah constantine just got kicked out of American Idol, and sean's glad coz he likes vonzell and scotty.....

Congratz to ian and the guitar ORCHESTRA (as said by Ms Chock) on a well-deserved gold medal...

CASL, decided to settle for HPPS grp...it's ok as long as it's not purely tuition...i've always depised those SLs for tuition, it just seems meaningless to teach p1 kids english every week, it's like some last minute despo attempt to get an SL or an attempt to get a slack sl...i just don't like the idea of it...hopefully this HPPS thing won't degenerate into sth like that...with ding ard it might just be better :)

Hiragana and Jap alphabet is darn cool, i learnt some today from derek...managed to memorise a,i,u,e,o the vowels, and the 'k' and 't' grps...it's quite simple lah..just need lots of practise and a gd memory...hey i'm going to pursue this...and try to self-educate myself jap or sth...hopefully derek still obliges to help me, or sean for that matter...

A time for mourning and sadness, mr azmi has re-service of army in july for the whole month and he'll be on leave and cannot teach us so we're gonna get a relief teacher....NOOOOO. ok so everyone who heard the newz were disappointed, wad can we say? One month without corny jokes, evil books and smurfs...horrendous...i dunno whether we'll be able to cope...it's just that mr azmi such a great teacher.

mr azmi was aghast when he saw justin (fab's bro) he exclaimed that justin looked just like fab...lol and he started humming smurf's theme after that.

It's this affinity for smurfs...i dunno where it came from...and apparently stragling eric and turning him blue makes him looks like grumpy smurf lmao. Smurfs remind me of the 7 dwarfs in snowwhite...which reminds me of disneyland and america (but i'm sure you guys hate this nostalgia thingy already so i won't carry on)

Exam countdown bout' 8 days left...have fun guys...:) I can't wait for these to end so the june hols can come sooner and i'll have time to do stuff like go ken's place for a sleepover and to catch up with old and existing frens...as well as a possible outing with mr azmi?

ok ciao

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Well another post...and i have to think of a darn word again....let's make this one short

Well we somehow managed to tyco tyco win the debate first rd against 3.10, not because we were that gd...but maybe coz they weren't that gd...lol...there are 3 main reasons to why we won the competition:
1) According to Justin, Ian used his sex appeal to seduce the judge Samuel Chiang and win us the debate...lol
2) We had our secret sources...we were psychic and guessed all of the opposition points b4 they even came out...Justin said we used the oja board...lol..hope he's not serious, those things are dangerous...they are demonic....btw...we so DID NOT take the opponents notes b4 the debate...we were just gd...no coincidence in the matter...nth to hide :P We were totally honest competitors
3) thank God

Ho Hum....we're gonna see the R&J film tomorrow...bad...absolutely terrible...it's half done...i gave it to Ms Loh reluctantly coz it wasn't well done yet...oh well..it could have been pretty gd you know...sean said the sunset and sunrise thing was quite hilarious..and fab is having fun receiving the 73 MB file over MSN from me now :)

Everyone supporting me on my faith...thanks so much guys...first time i've done 2 quiet times in a roll for a long time...this is gd after all :)

Even now....i still plan to study...had a long nap at my grandma's place just now..energetic now...so i'm gonna stay up and do some bio study and math practise...go go go....test countdown 10 dyas...(ok you guys get annoyed with that, my bad)

Everyone in 1:5 roxxors...fab is showing off with his pop nw that means nth..but gd work getting such a great nw anyway!!! and our sector is tops!! but not for long i think...when the rd really starts...that's when the going gets tough...><

well gtg now....more nolstagia...:)

Monday, April 25, 2005

ignore this post and the letter thing...i can't be bothered for this post :)

Just did a chinese compre on winter...sigh, i think i'll go watch my US vacation video...it always brings back fond memories....also memories of shanghai with all you guys...boy that was really great!! Like 5 course meals everyday...TWICE a day...and the VCDs and porn DVDs that one guy hassled me to buy...oh you don't know abt that?

Well this guy actually chased me into his store, cornered me and told me he had pirated stuff hidden away from the police and wanted me to take a look....it was scary...i said no, he insisted, i said no again, i was trapped, so i had to push my way out and run away...it was scary, like i was gonna be raped or sth.

Well more fond memories of shanghai just to name a few: the tian e wu...or the crane dance thingy, lol we did it so many times coz of the spider web. The uber high wall of doom that we had to climb, with fab finishing with a nice dinosaur pattern plaster on his forehead :P. The late nights that we spent in secret. The hotel with the dark corridor at the end, and the door that wouldn't close no matter what we did (scary). The day that fab woke up so late me and bong had to run up and get him...and the time i got 'arrested' for smugling food out from the breakfast buffet for fabriz to eat, and many more, join me in this nostalgia :)

i'm glad you guys like the new skin...and yeah i dunno whether the anime character is a girl or guy or both...but see ian..it don't matter, it's cute and that's that :)...personally i think it's a girl though....and i like anime so yea :)

kk cya guys

TEMPTATION

Tempted to give up all the time.....like the Romeo and Juliet thing...i dunno how we're gonna complete the project...the camera yesterday was screwed up...the computer was screwed up...i put in the tape and it claims that there's nothing...wad am i supposed to do...? Anyway i got some stuff done, it's half done now...well at least i went to my uncles place and edited some of the US vacation movie yesterday as well, some consolation at least.

Evil book of Mr Azmi must be stolen...it grants him too much power...the whole class was stumped today during the revision of core math problems, even tien en...boy it must have been really hard

Missed 2 days of quiet time in a row...i'm on a roll...but it's not a really gd one....i hope God understands my limitations...it's not easy to have a close relationship with God.

Pray hard so that we can at least do well in the first round of debating tomorrow...proposition for Greece being the permanent home of the olympics is really quite tough compared to opposition. guys post your ideas for the debate if you can, by tomorrow of course. and i hope i can do some research, with tuition on as well. i think today's just a bad bad day

The temptation to slack....well i was dragged into a new rd of sk....wad can i say, i couldn't resist a rd with all my old frens from my first game...but i've decided to not play so hard this rd and put more priority on the upcoming examinations

Oh well that's it....cya after tuition. sigh

Friday, April 22, 2005

Well i'm just so tired now....

Sleepy now....why? coz we had to go and see the SSO perform at the esplanade....the cellist was darn pro lah...that was undeniable...personally i enjoyed the last piece the most, it was the most exciting of the 3 as it had all the percussion and stuff. It's funny how they hire one guy just to play the triangle. Derek was utterly mesmerized by the whole session, everytime the ppl blew the trombone, his eyes opened wide and he was staring in amazement. Sth bout the sound quality of the trombone being really good. And yea the oboes were tuned properly :)

SPlutZ aura of Derek is all pervasive to all living things...including....LIZARDS...ok it was really funny. R&J filming today, i see a lizard and try chasing it, as usual the lizard takes off and runs away....everything's normal until it meets this wall, and what happens? becoz of derek's great influence, the lizard runs right smack into the wall, not once, but 3 times....like splat, splat then splat again!!! derek better control himself lol

Oh, i found out derek went to america and california b4 as well, i was so excited lah, it brought back all the great memories, i still remember so many of them. Well the hilly streets of San Francisco, the great 6km jog across the San Fran Golden Gate Bridge, the crooked street of Lombard rd, the little cable cars, and the experience of being locked in Alcatraz. haiz...LA, anaheim and disneyland was unforgettable, Orange County, yes i've been there, but don't ask me about the tv show :). And of course the snow and the hot bath we had somewhere in the snowy mountains....

sigh...i struck by nostalgia again.....always happens

Thursday, April 21, 2005

From now on...the letter thing...disregard the letter of the first paragraph or it'll make no sense.....it's like this is the introduction or sth...lol

Deciding on a new blogskin isn't easy...well i settled for a new one coz everyone thinks my old one is like un-user friendly....coz of the scrolling and stuff...hope this one is better lah...i chose winter coz it reminds me of my wonderful experience in california...winter in LA....winter in SanFrancisco and atop the scenic Yosemite...the snowmen and the snowballs...and the pain in my back....well it's just unforgettable....I love winter...and snow...it's just so cool (pun unintended) and relaxing....


Every teacher was giving us some kind of sweet or food today...so we called it 'joash day'. Mr Azmi gave mentos...mr chia gave lollipops..(i got a weird cupcake flavour...eee) and I gave chocolates to the class...ok it wasn't me...it was just my teacher alter ego.

Best debate this yr so far...i felt today during IHS we respected each other better and communicated better...pity my grp lost coz we didn't have enough competant speakers....elliot and his wabbit story was hilarious but that's beside's the point...ask him for the story if you want but i'm not sure he actually remembers it...i was a little unhappy at the end...some ppl from the other team were like...'it's game over'....no more expressing your points....okok...i concede, but can you at least lemme say sth..? tsk.

About our SL...i got no idea where we're going you know? we're still deciding on which organization to pick...i've asked the children cancer foundation already....sean got some fake email address that doesn't work lol...i hope i get a gd response :) *crosses fingers*

Tomorrow...R&J again...debating whether to do it or not..seems like not everyone is free...i have BQ lah...iforgot about it completely...*slaps myself* sian....nvrmind...we'll get it done for sure...then i'll edit it...and it'll be darn gd...and sean managed to use his charm to get Ms Loh to give us an extension!!! hooray for sean!

Exams coming soon!!! start to study guys....i'm a little anxious but philippians 4:6 helps me overcome that...i'll blog it so that you guys who are anxious too can be comforted by these words..."do not be anxious, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God". Yep...the hand of God is always there...thank Him for that!!

Forgot to say...forget the letter from the last para too.....lol ciao!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

new format...now take the first letter of every paragraph (exluding this one)...and form a word or sth that expresses the overriding feeling of the day....:) oh and i'm trying to get a new skin soon...

Today i'm gonna get nitemares about frogs...i dissected a frog today...and i had to pith it, pierce it in the skull and twist around to kill off all the nerves and the brain stem and everything...gross..but miss phuan's quote of the day was 'to be kind, we must be cruel' , end its pain quickly. Anyway we get to see the frog's inerts and Mr Francis Soo messes up and cuts the kidney. so the frog goes all bloody and we had to use the tap to wash everything up to see clearly. at the end we take out the intestines and measured them...;)-----So we go back to class and get attacked by a wave of classmates wielding newspaper rolls, we get pummelled for dissecting frogs coz we try to touch them and they freak out...for gdness sake we've washed with dettol....Bong freaks out the most....and the newspaper thing goes so out of hand that eric, sean, daryl and kenny get into a quarrel...stop the newspaper roll and ball thing already guys!

I think we need to meet on friday to finish and refilm romeo and juliet....are my grp members ok with that? let's make this a gd video to remember. Sean ask for an extension.

Missed quiet time last night again....hope God forgives me...how blessed are we that 'his mercies are new every morning' and 'his compassions fail not' Lamentations 3:....i forgot...but it's there:)

Latest Avatar Count on Neopets: 72....me and sean are getting l337

I had a talk with Derek today...and Derek is just a really gd counseller to speak to...he knows alot more than me for one thing...so after speaking to him i didn't feel frustrated over teh R&J project anymore. Derek and I also talked bout how the class was just taking advantage over teachers like Mr Azmi and Mr Jason Chan...you guys are so cruel to them...taking advantage of their kindness and the leeway and freedom they give to you....Like today, tien disrupted math lesson all coz of a calculator...i mean look for it after math lesson lah...give Sir some respect.

Mystical lands in sk is too pro liao...and bcart messed up forest so i won't play it...but i may nvr play sk again...blame it on bcart...he messed up my fav planet type..:( And someone tried to hack into my account...and changed my password...but the funny thing was...he changed it to 'timothy'...wad a joke...i was laughing like crap...i think it was bong though.

Monday, April 18, 2005

R&J filming today...lousy lah...everything didn't work out..:( First battery went flat midway while filming...wasted like lots of time going up and charging the battery upstairs...and everybody was fed up lah...esp fab...he was quite dissed with the number of times we messed up so much so that toward the end he wanted to give up liao...bad lah...:(

ian didn't wear sweater and labcoat...lol...too hot so we took pity on him....

Sequence of events wrong...we filmed last part first then first part...so it looks like it's night time then becomes afternoon...so it's quite funny lah...hey if it's lousy don't laugh too hard...it was a valiant effort given derek dan and sean coming like much later then scheduled....it's our only day in this week left...we're quite stressed lah...due on friday some more

So we get the filming done...yay...then i go home all tired...and TRY to plug the camera into my com only to find out horror of horrors that the wire is incompatible/...oh wow my com is not for movie making...that was a horrid discovery....so i ask sean and ian and they also don't have the firewire plug-in as well...wad a lousy day...

Well life is hard and everything bad comes to an end right??

Sunday, April 17, 2005

well first worship practise with the band today...i can't say it was good, neither can i say it was terrible....

So sry that many of you felt that it was not a very exciting first session...we couldn't gel as well as we thought we could...we couldn't play the songs we wanted....we didn't sound as good as we thought it would sound...the instruments were sub-par...well sry guys...i tried my best to get the instruments and the place....if it was disappointing i'm so sry...i tried my best to make it a great first session for all of us...but it didn't work out did it?

We could do the fast songs....eric's guitar was overpwring...but the slow songs were kinda bad...sean improve on the slow beat...and ian did well for bass i guess...the problem was the keyboard...didn't work...made a big noise and made us deaf...so sry i didn't let you play the piano fab...like to apologize if i seemed a little hao lian....i'll let you try more nxt time :)...sloke's guit was a bit soft...and sean said the drums were out of tune like siao...

Kinda bad first session...but we'll improve right guys?? :)

Saturday, April 16, 2005

well nth much today....but i felt i needed to post sth for ian....

hey buddy...i'm not angry with you or anything...i just thought it's funny why you get pissed over me using your idea....well i'm sorry for that...if you want i'll stop it...in fact i won't do it anymore...if that helps you feel better ian :)

I've felt like a doormat lots of times...i work hard...take so long to find an answer...then ppl 'kope' it and get the same marks...i feel angry sometimes but i learn to forgive ppl as God forgave me...hey ian...sometimes you also ask me for answers right? but i don't feel any thing's wrong with that

About the swearing thing...you're not the only one...it took me long to stop 'shit' and 'damn'....but i managed to find replacements for them like 'shucks', 'shiitake mushrooms', 'darn'...i know it's hard...but that's what God and frens are for....an encouraging message, in the gospels, the 2 women who wanted to bath jesus's dead body with spices and oils were anxious over the boulder in front of the tomb...but God moved it away....Application for us...we might have lots of troubles and obstacles...but face them knowing that God is for you....and he will help you...

Do i feel like a hypocrite...all the time...you know sometimes i fight with my parents on sunday mornings....and then immediately after that i have to play for church on sundays...well i feel terrible ok....but i ask God for forgiveness everytime....another example...i myself have problems with my quiet time and christian life...but i still give others advice...it's so ironic...but we are all sinners...don't forget that...we are all sinners and God still accepts us....

1 John 1:9...as long as we earnestly confess our sins...God will forgive us and cleanse us of our guilt...if you feel guilty after confession...it's not real guilt if you have truly confessed...if after confession you feel bad...it's just the trick of the devil....to make you pity yourself and then give up....but i want to encourage ppl esp ian to STAND STRONG and FIRM on God.....the bible says that ppl who are doing God's will are the ones who will face problems and opposition...so if you face lots of temptation and problems...you are doing God's will and the devil's trying to stop you...don't let him do that!!!!

Hey ian...i hope this post helps to make you feel better ok?

3 things today....from now on...i use my name 'T, I, M' as a mnemonic for these things to be more original :P...feeling better ian?? lol

T: Today...started Grade 8 pieces....i'm on par with you ian...catching up :P

I: I did Romeo and Juliet script today...come online and i'll send you guys via msn!! ian...have fun with you nurse part...

M: Mr Sim, Fab and me tricked Jon Pang today, we ran up the HDB flat and left JP alone at Dover Market...we spied at him from the top and were laughing at him looking ard looking silly and lost...lol...he found us in the end...climbed up the HDB flat.....only to find out we weren't there any more!!! lol....

Friday, April 15, 2005

ok i dunno why i posted 3 times today...but i felt i had to say this to ian (coz you're probably alsleep now...and i donwan to bother you)

Firstly...i don't see why you're getting so worked up with me doing the list thing....it's not like no one else does it...and look below...i clearly stated that it was your idea initially....at least i attributed it to you....don't need to get mad over that....besides...you weren't the first person to do it right? wad evidence do you have to say that you were the first to ever do the list thing...i'm sure someone else did it b4 too...and the fact that ppl are 'copying' you, means that your idea is a gd one....so take it as a compliment.....i don't want to say this but you're a bit petty at times....and it does get ppl agitated as well......(no offence though...)

Secondly..i'd like to appeal to you and also ppl from the rest of the class who are christians or supposedly christians to plz stop swearing...plz....to me swearing it like 'bastard' or 'shit' that to me is swearing liao...i didn't say you have to listen to me...i'm just appealling....

It took me long to stop swearing...and lots of effort...but by God's grace i did it...and i thank Him for that...i wish i could help you guys...coz swearing really is a sin...calling ppl 'bastards' and 'retards' is a sin...i hope you guys realise that....

The funniest part is how some ppl can still mention God and Christian living immediately after swearing or scolding ppl...it's a little contradictary i feel....plz i want to see you guys in heaven as well....i want us to help each other along the walk to heaven...the walk of life...it's not gonna be easy so let's support each other....one of the first steps to christian living is to try to get rid of the sins in our life...which no one has really done b4 i think...

So that's all i want to say...i hope you guys (esp. ian) understand....i don't want to lose any frens
after reading Mr Azmi's blog...i am positively assured of the fact that he is quite mad at me...first for daoing him yesterday and not going to the rugby finals, then for not going to the Math Olympiad because of BB GAC camp....i always feel really bad when i make ppl upset....hmmm maybe that's why Mr Azmi like didn't really talk to me or fab today....:( hopefully he's not to mad ya? that would be quite upsetting....or maybe sir's not unhappy...maybe he's just sick and not feeling too well (in which case pray for him)...whichever way it is...hopefully he'll be back to his jolly self on monday again...i am so full of regret now....Mr Azmi's my fav teacher...if he's upset with me it would make me heartbroken...

Well thought i'll end off with sth that would anger ian alot...:P

1) lol..how many of you guys had hand foot mouth disease b4...i had it in p2...and boy was it tough going..hand who cares...foot no one cares (in fact it's more of leg than foot) but mouth...OW...the ulcers hurt like crazy...i had to eat kway teow soup mee for the whole duration of disease.....(swallowing whole...i couldn't chew)

2) lol...once went into the female toilet by accident...funniest part was i didn't notice...so when i saw this woman coming in..i actually thought it was weird what she was doing in the 'male toilet'...she just stared back and didn't say anything though...so i come out of the toilet...notice the mistake...and scramble away b4 she comes out.....:P

3) I actually enjoy acting....but i dunno how to do it well and shamelessly....i wish i could act better though...i think acting is really enjoyable....

3...2..1...blastoff...(okkie that was lame) ciao...hope sir forgives me

Romeo and Juliet....

Romeo and Juliet...hmmm our play still yet to be completed...and we're so last minute....i need to borrow a video cam from my uncle....and i hope he permits me to use it ><....monday....the whole gang coming to my place to act it out somewhere ard my condo estate....hope we don't make a fool out of ourselves (but we're bound to do so)....hopefully everyone is free on monday...kabish?

Today....we were horrified when we saw lejon on the screen and wearing an apron and jin's wig acting as the nurse for Romeo and Juliet...utterly horrified...scarred for life....(ok a bit exaggerated). But Ryan goh was a hit with the crowd...he's 'uhhhh' scene was so realistic and he was just natural on stage. Hopefully our act can be as gd as that....we're trying to spoof act2 scene4 so it's gonna be quite hard....hmmm

Mr Azmi managed to lie us out of the Math Olympiad....thanks a lot for getting us out....but somehow i felt a little tinge of disappointment from Mr Azmi's expression...like he's a little upset that we are not participating and enthusiastic abt the Math olympiad...well it's not that..it's just that to me and fab...BB comes first, we're both pretty commited to BB and the camp that we're going for isn't just any camp...it's one that we planned for and put our heart and soul into.....so sry we couldn't make it for SMO

BQ lesson 1 today...it was hilarious....With Yang Jian ard...jokes were cracked like every second...it was a blast....Nehemiah looks boring but with Mr Sim teaching it gets really interesting...like the stuff abt the eunuchs in Esther and the racist jokes abt Queen Vashti...and Queen Vashti SON OF ............lol

God Bless the OMers...:)

Well i end off with just a few more of these....can't go on forever you know ;)

Thursday, April 14, 2005

More and More Azmazing Jokes....

second post for today...the previous one is at the bottom...this is just to post two jokes Mr Azmi told us today :)

Qn: What is the trigonometry of farmers???
Ans: CoSWINE, SWINE and TANgerine~ lolololol

Qn: Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells cow, What does Farmer C sell?
Ans: Medicine...Farmer C (Pharmacy) sells medicine!!

And as Fish and Mr Azmi say...Good JOKE!!! lol cya! got tuition work to finish
just a reminder for sunday for band members as well :)

Bah Lost the Rubgy....

I somehow managed to not go for rubgy match today....i was like lethargic and i felt sick so i didn't go...instead i went home and slept for 3 hrs...that means i'll have trouble sleeping tonight....:(...it's a vicious cycle huh? and Saints 6 ACS 0....it's quite sad that we lost....but i respect that the saints must have played the better game in order to win. There's one thing about losing a game...it's losing gracefully and knowing that we have to improve to win in the future....and not to keep bickering abt the loss and how tyco saints are....hey at least we have respect....

Yesterday i was at the bus stop with fab...there were these 2 saints sitting at the bus stop...and like me and fab were innocently fiddling ard with a rubik's cube....and as if those saints had sth against playing with a rubik's cube....they said really loudly 'ACS sux'....hmmm i wonder wad that was for....we didn't do anything...i think they were just jealous that me and fab managed to get to the second layer of the cube...wait till they see john :P I think even if the saints won...they ought to have more humility and show ppl some respect...pride is the mother of failure

I regret posting the 10 things you nvr knew abt me...coz suddenly i get questions from everyone who my crush was.....hmm...wad am i to say...? A nice hint was that it was NOT a guy...gd enuff for everyone? Ok i'm just being dumb...she was my partner ok...go figure....after being forced to hold hands everyday in p1-p2...it naturally sets in...nice hint to fab...if you find out the answer you can post it on the tagboard for everyone to see :P

I'm expecting so many more questions.....anyway...the only plus point with the posting of the 10 things was the fact that everyone started tagging again...now i know why ian's tagboard is so full of stuff. But yeah don't ask to much...i have my privacy....:P if i told you everything...i wouldn't be an interesting and intriging person anymore...lol

Mr Azmi is such a great teacher (sir if you're reading this...:P) Anyway...he's like one of the only teachers this yr who everyone in the class likes....compared to past yr's math teachers, Mr Azmi is just more personable and amiable...and mostly lighthearted unless we misbehave real bad...and he's really patient...esp with ppl like eric, i thank God for having such a AZmazing teacher...esp in the yr that i take both c and a math....:)

More stuff......i need to keep that tagboard alive...lol

1) I was pageboy at my aunt's wedding when i was like p3.....and contrary to popular thought...i did not mess up :) my couz's were the flower girls.....
2) I was EMcee b4 in kindergarten....lol, and not only emcee, i was the CHINESE emcee...i had to memorise this darn long shiznit of chinese and b4 going on the stage...they drowned me in make-up...yes lipstick eyeshadow and all...i looked like a girl lah!!! but i didn't mess up thankfully....my chinese wasn't that bad.
3) Been through one major operation b4...it was quite a painful operation....blame it on my mum deciding to go through with it when i was a baby...go figure wad operation it was...i've told a few b4...and i am NOT jew as a result
4) I have a disfunctional double-eyelid...it's darn funny...one of my eyelids is double on some days and single on others....and i have a left parting like Mr Azmi...so i guess we're both eccentric ppl
5) unfortunately...i've slept with both derek and kenwei b4...on the same bed....and i was vandalized on at ken's house...and derek well he squashed me in my sleep...ow ><

well ciao...gd guessing who my crush was...starts with 'c'...have fun fab :) and no...i do not know who was yours....

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

today was a screwy screwy day....

Ok band got Gold with honours for SYF...that's great...and chongwee brings me the newz screaming and wanting to hug me ><, we also go to the rugby finals...waste a whole 3 hrs there and then it's cancelled and we have to go there again tomorrow...i take 1 hr to get home.....this is so lousy....and we have to go there again tomorrow...:(

The only happy thing with that is that we get to play soccer again tomorrow...played a terrible game today...kept misfiring and letting the ball go loose....i can't control the ball for nuts....anyway looking forward to that tomorrow.

Math lesson....some of the mnemonics we thought out of....for the trigonometry ASTC/ACTS:
Azmi Speaks Terrific Chinese
Azmi Stirs the Claypot
Azmi Sure Talk Cock/ All Scouts Talk Cock
Azmi Can Talk Spanish.... no offence to anyone :P

Sry ian for flaring up at you for throwing those paper balls at me....i dunno wad's the fun in throwing paper balls ard...but i shldn't have shouted....sry guys...was just hot-tempered

Xunliang taught me to do Rubik's cube till the second layer...just for the record in case i forget how to do it...the move is....down, right, up, right, down, left, up :) ok got it!!! I'll show you guys if you want...here's a question fab asked me...who made the Rubik's cube? (hint...starts with R and ends with k, with an 'ubi' in the middle....:P)

And since there's the trend now of doing these 10 points things, yep those that ian do....but sry...i don't have that much time so i'll do as much as i want to :P

Some Things Abt Me...:P
1) I love to collect stuffed toys!!!! oh sure you knew that already...i have a whole basket of cute toys at home...:P
2) Umm...contrary to popular thought, i wasn't always the smartest in class, from primary one to primary three...there was ying qiao *slaps* ...can i say more? Oh yeah...fab was always third
3) I have had crushes b4 ok....first one was in primary 2.....ooo....
4) Back in Fairfield, i used to play hopscotch almost everyday....not the kind of thing a guy would do...but hey i was primary 3 ok...give me a chance...hopskotch is darn fun
5) I wasn't always the guai guai guy ok...i was sent to the principal's office like twice ....primary one inter-class fight between 1C and 1D...yes...me and fab were in 1D and involved in the fight...and guess wad...szus was in 1C....Second time at the office was when i vadalized someone's pencil case :P
6) Hey i've read jap comics b4 and not only that....but hentai...hmmm figures when you see my avatar...but hey it's art...according to kenwei....
7) I have cross-dressed b4....in fact there's quite a dark past to that...i won't elaborate but whenever i think of those times when i sinned....well i thank God that he has led me out of the shadows....thanks Jesus for having mercy on me :)
8) I'm not a gd christian ok...i fall alsleep lots of times without doing quiet time....so i've changed my quiet time to in the mornings now....that's why i come to school darn late
9) the secret to my weight loss was a hectic exercise schedule that saw me going to the gym for 1 and a half hours everyday to work on the stupid cycling machine...i will nvr go back there boy...it's tiring.
10) Yes i named my favorite stuffed toy dog Alice...i dunno why it's a girl...don't ask me...but i'm darn sad since i lost Alice somewhere...where r u?

Oh well that's all from me....ciao!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Today....marathon day in sch again....wk B tuesdays are marathon days...the days where we see every single teacher and the day drags on and on and on.....so sian

And so 2.4km test was today....i had a badly aching thigh...wait thighs...so i was worried in the morning that i wouldn't be able to run....then there was philippians 4:13...what a wonderful reminder...true enough i managed to run abt 11 minutes...and 51st place....not bad for someone who used to run 16 minutes (b4 i lost weight).

I would recommend TCM to anyone....not the game....Traditional Chinese Medicine...many thanks to the secret remedy from my grandma that helped to sooth my muscle ache so i could run better as well. Of course i can't say that all her remedies work...some taste like ><

i can jump 1.8m!!! bad newz...it's still a fail mark...so i'm gonna fail NAPFA...one week to achieve at least 186cm....it's not gonna be easy....and yeah Mr Samuel Sim said that for pullups anything below 7 is for women...and 0 is like eunuchs...(so jin immediately obliged)....lol that means ACS can't be a boys' school...i can only do 3 at most....lucky i'm still 14...

Wave program made by jason chan is so cool.....maybe we can get it from him just like how Mr Azmi propagated GSP (shhh...no one's supposed to know that;))

Last cool thing that happened today b4 i go and research for chem and ihs....ted kin's great booking of kaijun in class.....watch:

TedKin: I saw you eating something....you were eating sth right?
Kaijun: no i wasn't
Tedkin: Yes you were, i saw clearly
Kaijun: No i wasn't...there's nth here....
Tedkin: Ok i believe you this time *leaves class*
*door shuts*
Kaijun: HAHAHAA.....*takes out food and starts eating again* he didn't catch me!!!
*2 minutes later....**Kaijun chomping on fd*
*Door slams open*
Tedkin: AHA!!! caught you eating.....
Kaijun = aghast
Tedkin: i had to hold my piss for 2 minutes for this....but it was worth it.....*takes out book*
Tedkin: *scribbles* Kai...Jun....space or no space?
Kaijun:..............................
Tedkin: *leaves class* WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kaijun: tedkin's such a fag...

It's called the revenge of the ted kin and prefects....lol

and i forgot to include more quotes from mr azmi:

Sir: Straight lines are always very STRAIGHTforward.....:P

Oh and the event abt eric dumping mr azmi's guitar was hilarious....refer to mr azmi's or fab's blog for details...http://likelittlechildren.blogspot.com/

Monday, April 11, 2005

pfft...i think ian is mad at us for making him act drag yesterday...well we were kinda cruel :P....ian was like in a labcoat and we got him to pull his pants real high so they wouldn't show (and he had an abrasion down there at the 'batman' as eliel says..) And yeah we got ian to wear a sweater over so he looked like a jap schgirl as i said earlier....well anybody could have done it, it was just that ian wanted to be the nurse so yeah we let him do it....:P If ian isn't happy to take on drag roles nxt time, i'm sure fab would be thrilled...and i wouldn't mind actually...:P

And so some highlights from the play filming that my grp members will remember:

Daniel: Here comes Romeo! Here comes Romeo
*Daniel spins ard and drills into the ground hilariously* ><

*Tim pushes chair*
*Derek takes chair and sits*
*Fab magically pops out of nowhere*

Fab:.........................goose
Derek:.....................goose
Fab.........................goose
Tim: quack (hoping to add sound effects)
Fab:......................*hahaha*...........*hahaha*....goose
Sean: *stares at Tim* That was one of the best takes...then Tim went quack...what the crap tim
Daniel: Taupok!!!
.....speaks for itself...><

Derek: ......but not to the purpose
Tim: *pushes chair*.....eeeeeeeeeeeee....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(chair noise....)
Sean: Cut...TIM!!
ok...the chair sounded like a foghorn so we used a chair with wheels later

Fab:.................
Derek:.............(spoke fab's lines)......oh sry that's not my line.....
sean: wtc....let's try again
*Derek splutz again*

*Tim takes guitar and strums nonsense*
Derek,Fab,Daniel: An Old hare hore!!! An old hare Hore....??????????? (anyway they wanted to do the suggestive actions but they didn't in the end....)

Well had a gd time...finished the super short film in 4 hrs...that is SO fast...well at least we got it done and had fun doing it...right ian??


Well great day in school today, started with the session at gep resource rm where Eric played for us and was annoyed by us always missing the chorus lol....and there were 31 of us in the gep resource rm...talk abt squeeze.

The highlight was math lesson....let me give you a run through...

Mr Azmi: What did the black cat say to the white cat?
Class:.................
Tien: I know! Ur..."My colour varies inversely with yours"? (actually i thought this was pretty gd...)
Mr Azmi: *stalls*...haha gd joke!!!
Class: hahahahaha.............
Mr Azmi: I will tell you after the lesson
***********************************
Mr Azmi: So what did the black cat say to the white cat?
Class: what sir?
Mr Azmi: meow
Class: *flabbergasted...**aghast*hahahahaahhaah

And that's just one of em.....

Amath....:

Mr Azmi: Joash what are you looking at?
Joash: *looking at Eliel's lap...comics* Batman
Mr Azmi: wad? you mean eliel's ....is a batman?
Joash:...........
Joash: Eliel how long is your batman?
Eliel:.....
Mr Azmi: i am aghast
Joash: Eliel, why is batman black?
.........
Joash: Why is batman vomiting (ewwww...connotations....)
Mr Azmi: *shocked*

Oh well that's all of my interesting school time for today :P....enjoy more snip bits from the future...Mr Azmi is such a cool teacher ya? ciao
hmm...just a brief run through of events yesterday coz i gtg for tuition ><

Well Badminton session yesterday...i improved a little compared to the last time....i could smash better for one thing...i played michael and was surprised at his sportiness...and aunt grace was not bad at badminton too...weird...all my sunday school teachers all super gd at sports...the funniest part was the one on one face-off with uncle wilson where we rallied with dip shots (you know the shots where you tap it gently over the net....the one sean loves to do...yeah those). Also tried standing broad jumps yesterday where my dad tutored me and fell on his back in the process, i can jump 1.8m...yay joy!! but i need to get further...and my hamstring muscles ache like crazy now...dunno how to do PE tomorrow....

Speaking of PE...acted as PEter yesterday at sean's place for Romeo and Juliet...nth to say...just Anon? and Anon and some line that i didn't understand....ian was nurse so we excecuted the plan and got him to where the lab coat with the sweater over...and got him to pull his pants real high...i think most of us were getting a thrill out of it and ian was HOT....(b4 you get any sick thoughts....it's coz he was wearing three layers of clothing and a sweater....of course it's hot...dope...i dunno wad you guys were thinking...) Yeah so we got ian looking like a jap schgirl..Serves him right for calling me sailormoon and lookin through sean's sms...just joking :P

Saturday, April 09, 2005

last bb parade today...a gd reminder that the exams are fast coming....IGG3...we got owned this game....and i was initiated into the fighter's guild after running through the obstacle course...a feat that saw adriel run getting bombarded by water bombs by the whole cohort :) Joining BQ again....this time testing on Nehemiah and Ester (How coincedental...the new female officer)..anyway it's much simpler than last yr's 4 gospels....and we've got ding this time...we can win this :)

Yay...sloke can make it on the 17 Apr...remember arh...it's 2pm at my church in tanjong pagar rd...the nearest MRT is tanjong pagar (duh) Somewhere in Chinatown...go figure...ask me (azmi) if you don't know how to get there....Eric got his Acoustic Electric...bring that along....sean get your drumstix there, and anyone has a keyboard...coz the piano there is a bit sucky...ok not a bit..:/

Fab was speaking of sloke today...saying that he always dao all of us classmates and speaks to church mates and prefects...the only time sloke talks to us or sits nxt to us or anything is when he needs help doing hwk or sth...i can testify to that...but i won't be so bad to sloke...

Fenris surrendered bah....

Exams coming...they say there's no midyr and there's common test...like got diff. liddat...i didn't study anything today...haven't done any work actually...except read little tree chinese bk...maybe i'll go study a little bio now...but honestly i'm quite bored of work lah...slacking all day on my new com....ciao

Thursday, April 07, 2005

ian owes azmi 20 pomelos or pushups...take ur pick...actually i owe him 20 pushups too...for what? for sth called 'self-deprecation'...Azmi is always out to get me....he's like...hey tim nxt time show me some of your guitar skills...so i say like...'ur i not that gd lah'...AND I GET 20 PUSHUPS...lol

Life is like a claypot....you put everything in and then you cook it and 15 minutes later...it becomes so nice....one of azmi's crude jokes....and yeah he still owes us a joke tomorrow.

yesterday went to smp by myself...derek said i made him feel guilty...and said that i would be raped by warren...nah...warren's not that kind of guy....and why would i be raped anyway...i'm not ian...(oh yeah ian got tickled and tortured again today for saying that sean liked vera....:P)

17 apr...sloke can't make it shucks!!! plan so nice for him and he can't make it coz of baptism class....ok it's quite confirmed 17 apr abt 2 pm....maybe slightly later but can you guys make it??? my dad managed to get a bass guitar from uncle joel. Word of warning though...the piano there is darn sucky...it's so lousy i dislike practising there....and the drum cymbals are darn old...sry but we will have to make do....Remember it's at Faifield Methodist Church...dunno where that it? ask me (or azmi)

Today was darn punny...it started with tien's comment on the miners and mineless..(mindless)...then drama club gave a play during english wk and used lots of puns like a guy says 'i can't stand it', then his assistant is like 'oh boss if you can't stand it...sit down...' lolololx (note the 'x' is for coolness). Well the drama did a gd job...and the indian guy who does the tamil pledge...the short pudgy one...did a fabulous job...i guess i won't be so bad to him anymore...:P

kk cya zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Monday, April 04, 2005

found ken wei's blog today...hmm not as dead as it seems, it seems to have recovered vaguely...haha i tagged for the fun of it. I hope he starts posting more, shld like to see how my old buddy is doing. Will be going to his place for a sleepover during June...sean you wanna tag along? Or maybe ken won't want you to go, he's always complaining that you've too big an ego and always want to be lloyd. Apparently TOS is still the popular 'in' thing...i wouldn't mind going there to play even though i think i've lost all my skills....Oh yeah Random GF is a must...right sean?

Eric can't make it on the 17 apr...oh no...we can't have it on the 10th coz that's the day we're doing R+J with ian as nurse....i dunnno wad to do...we can't incoparate everyone...this is bad...issit ok for eric to skip one session...i know it's a real pity...sry buddy.

Ian's pink cat stuffed toy today...prezzie for Derek's bdae...but ian was SOO reluctant to give it away to Derek lol. I dunno wad they were doing...but they were throwing it ard in class and all the teachers noticed but they didn't say anything. then at recess was super funny....eric and gang hanged the cat on the projector screen string thing...then they lay down prostrate and pretended to worship it...i think it was a darn funny sight...but it scared the wits out of ian

Tuition teacher just talked to us abt current affairs and her views on society today...so i had little hwk from tuition. It was so profound...actually i enjoy out of the txtbook lessons...much more interesting...:)

WOOHOO...back in fenris!!!

Well cya guys....do i still look like sailormoon...i can't stand this

Sunday, April 03, 2005

APRIL 17...make yourselves free on that day...my dad's trying to bk the church on that day!!! Band members get ready...songs yet to be decided though but it's a free session so maybe we can just play any songs...the pt is just to see whether we can gel together.

visited late aunt today...one yr ago she committed suicide for some odd reason. She always did look abit queer, too bad i didn't know her well, probably for the same reason that today i didn't feel a bit sad or solemn. I know my mom's side aunts and uncles better than my dad's side, probably coz of the language barrier for the latter. My grandma started sobbing today and we stood there watching her.

I saw my kindergarten bus driver at the columbarium...weird...she remembered me and my name...i thought it was kinda odd..but these things happen.

The Romeo and juliet meeting was cut off, sean was not informed by derek unfortunately. We got a wk left to get this done. Sean says we need costumes...hmm i wonder where we're gonna improvise any. For ian's nurse, sean says as a last resort we could always use the classic lab coat with sweater worn over combi...it gives a real enough impression of a skirt :P....hmm i think i'm playing some Peter guy who just says 'Anon' like a lot of times...how slack can i get...

I laugh at ian who got 30 for my harder quiz...i told you it was hard...hmmmm sean got 80 i think he tycoed but who knows??? Hmmm...looks like there are many things you guys still dunno bout me...esp bout my darker past....(and no i won't be talking about it...)

Yesterday was BB IGG2, hunters allied with the entertainers and we managed to be the only surviving team by the end of the game....well we were walking ard the school in weird armor made of plastic boards so we looked like robots...it was the OM day as well so tons of ppl were staring at us..lol. Also the teachers got mad with us again for playing water bombs in sch, teacher said that we were irresponsible by throwing water bombs and not cleaning up after...wad they didn't know was that we actually cleaned up..

SK news...mecca fell apart...i tried to salvage the situation...didn't work...reforming as pilgrims...i think it's not very fair but i wanna join fenris again and help in the war!!

Study for exams...ciao!

Saturday, April 02, 2005