Friday, January 27, 2006

ummm We put the 'I' in Ink....ring a bell? it's the ACTabloid!!! A day after the cheesy slogan of cheese puffs (ahahaha) we get yet another weird tagline...so now ACSI gets its own newspaper/tabloid...what are the suggested topics? here are just a few:

DISCLAIMER: this is a spoof lor...if some of the ideas are seriously good...then wadever. :P

1) They will definitely write something about girls in the school...after all everyone's emphasizing their presence (all the teachers...LADIES and gentleman)...it's not like the girls are not sick of it themselves. Anyway DrOng cracked a pretty bad joke today telling the JC guys what they were missing out on.

2) Oh yes, the way the school utilizes its new 'resources' is amazing...first the cheese puffs then the dance (which wasn't too bad actually)....I mean at least it was the girls who wanted to put up an item (or was it?)

3) Ratings of SAC food, queue lengths and all. (then WantonAMerah will score low for queue length)

4) Comments on the IB tie :P

5) Ian's personal column...where he contributes a weekly random column speaking on some weird and obscure topics...also feasible is the BDFM column

6) 'Why (x+y) = (x+y)cube'

7) the Celebrity news....rumors and the low-down on teachers??? but then i don't think anyone would be that interested.

Then again we can't have such liberalism in school...as Daryl speaks of his article written for the tabloid on the LDP...'a large portion was edited'....

so starts another chapter of student's freedom of speech in school :)

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